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3) By entering, you also agree that you are not a crazy religious zealot, striving to send multiple poorly composed e-mails to "save my soul". If you must do this, at least have the common decency to incorporate proper grammar and punctuation!
4) You're not a tacky and unimaginative creep who has come to plagiarize any part of my website.
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